SCENE 1
An announcement at the television
Joannie:
- « Get a chance to win a contest with big prices! To win it, you have to be a good singer and a good dancer! Present you at the Bell Center, Sunday at 4 PM. The lead singer of Black Eyed Peas will be there to welcome you! The prices are: an album recording with Atlantis Studios and 500 000$ cash!!! Subscribe now, places are limited! »
SCENE 2
Joannie (the ugly one) saw this announcement in her living room
Joannie:
- OH! I want to do it so bad! I've to get there Sunday afternoon. Imagine, this could be the chance for me to reach my dream... to become a professional singer-dancer!
SCENE 3
Claudia (the pretty one) saw this announcement: her reaction
Claudia:
- If I win this, I'm going to be so p-o-p-u-l-a-r! I could get a pretty and cool boyfriend and I'm going to have a LOTS of money so I can buy many many shoes and purses... MY DREAM! I've to win this!
SCENE 4
Joannie in her car with her father going to the Bell Center
Joannie:
- Dad, I'm so stress! Imagine if I fall on stage or I do a false note... this is the chance of my life, I can't miss it!
The Dad:
- Don't be nervous, girl you're going to be the best, you're the best, trust me!
Joannie:
- Thanks dad... I hope they won't judge the performance by my look... I'll call you back dad, I love you.
The Dad:
- Love you too, good luck!
SCENE 5
In the line for the audition, Claudia is talking on the phone
Dialling the number
Claudia:
- Hey Erika, how are you? Me, I'm fine. I'm waiting in a line for a contest, they search the best singer and the best dancer. It's sure, I'm going to win, I'm the best. When they will see my beauty, they will fall in love with me! Anyways, there is weird persons here... there is this girl in front of me, she's SO UGLY. God, she has no chance to win this contest. Whatever, I'll call you back. Bye.
Joannie: in her mind...
- I might not be a-good-looking-person, but I've respect for people around me!
SCENE 6
The auditions
Fergie (the lead singer of Black Eyed Peas):
Voice: Joannie
- Joannie Plourde, it's you turn to do it, let's go!!! Good luck to you!
SCENE 7
The auditions part 2, Joannie in front of the judges
When they (the judges) see Joannie they laugh...
Judge:
- Say you're name, where you're from and why you're here... ah ah.
Joannie:
- I'm Joannie Plourde from Kanawaki and I'm here to win this contest, no matters what you think about me. I'm here to prove that my appearance do not reflects my talents.
Judge:
- Ok....
They didn't expect this answer... they are surprise.
- Let's go, say the name of your song and you can start Joannie.
Joannie:
- I'm going to sing I dreamed a dream from Les misérables.
Joannie is doing her perfomance. (20-30 sec)
Judge:
-... No words... you're incredible!!! We'll call you back!
When she left, Sylvie (judge) talks to Yves (judge)
- We can't pick her, she can't pass on television...spectators will be afraid to see her!
SCENE 8
The auditions part 3, Claudia in front of the judge
Claudia:
- HI! My name is Claudia Lamarche, I know what you think... I'm pretty, I know. I'm from Montreal and I like to sing and dance but I like more shoes and purses sorry...
Judge:
- Ok... so let's go begging...
Claudia:
I'm going to sing Boom Boom Pow from the Black Eyed Peas.
Yah this is for you Fergie! (wink)
Claudia is doing her perfomance (20-30 sec)
Judge:
Thanks Claudia, we'll call you back!
When she left...
Judge: (Sylvie)
- This is my type of girl! She's good and pretty!
Judge: (Yves)
- Yes, she's good but not as Joannie...
SCENE 9
Claudia is talking to her friends about her day at the Bell Center
Claudia:
- Hey girls! I just did my performance... and I'm pretty sure I'm going to win it! You know, no body can refuse me. And hey Erika, do you remember the ugly girl I talked to you? She will be in the final round with me, it's weird... Anyways girls we can go to Les Îles Saint-Martin this summer, I'll pay for all of you! If I win, I get 500 000 dollars, it's a lot of money to spend!!!
SCENE 10
Joannie is talking about her performance to her dad
Joannie:
- DAD!!! The judges were impressed of my performance! They will call me back, I'm so happy!!!
The Dad:
- This is a good new girl, I'm proud of you!
SCENE 11
The final round, Claudia and Joannie talking on stage and the announcement
Claudia:
- So it's the final. You and me. I can't believe you are here next to me. I don't want to be mean but I think I'm going to win, I've the beauty and the talent. Sorry. (a bitch face)
Joannie:
- Fine, I don't care what you think. I'm waiting for the judges their decision not yours.
Claudia:
- Pff...
Judge:
- After all ours discussions, we've come to a decision, we think that she's the best and she deserve these big prices... so the winner is:
*pampamapam* JOANNIE PLOURDE! Bravo!
Joannie:
YEAH!!! Thank you so much... you make my year!!! I can't be more happier than now! WOW thanks!!!
Claudia:
Euh.. No! this is not true, there's a mistake! Is this a joke? Is there an hidden camera here?
Joannie:
Sorry Claudia but you LOOSE!
SCENE 12
5 years later, Joannie: a famous girl & Claudia: a girl with no life
Joannie: ( doing an interview for ET Canada)
- I just want to say a big thank to all of my fans who come to shows and by my Cds, thank you all! I love you so much!
The Man who interview Joannie:
- Thank you Joannie! You're so kind! We love you!
SCENE 13
Claudia, in her living room, watching Joannie's interview
Claudia:
- I wish I was her...
An announcement at the television
Joannie:
- « Get a chance to win a contest with big prices! To win it, you have to be a good singer and a good dancer! Present you at the Bell Center, Sunday at 4 PM. The lead singer of Black Eyed Peas will be there to welcome you! The prices are: an album recording with Atlantis Studios and 500 000$ cash!!! Subscribe now, places are limited! »
SCENE 2
Joannie (the ugly one) saw this announcement in her living room
Joannie:
- OH! I want to do it so bad! I've to get there Sunday afternoon. Imagine, this could be the chance for me to reach my dream... to become a professional singer-dancer!
SCENE 3
Claudia (the pretty one) saw this announcement: her reaction
Claudia:
- If I win this, I'm going to be so p-o-p-u-l-a-r! I could get a pretty and cool boyfriend and I'm going to have a LOTS of money so I can buy many many shoes and purses... MY DREAM! I've to win this!
SCENE 4
Joannie in her car with her father going to the Bell Center
Joannie:
- Dad, I'm so stress! Imagine if I fall on stage or I do a false note... this is the chance of my life, I can't miss it!
The Dad:
- Don't be nervous, girl you're going to be the best, you're the best, trust me!
Joannie:
- Thanks dad... I hope they won't judge the performance by my look... I'll call you back dad, I love you.
The Dad:
- Love you too, good luck!
SCENE 5
In the line for the audition, Claudia is talking on the phone
Dialling the number
Claudia:
- Hey Erika, how are you? Me, I'm fine. I'm waiting in a line for a contest, they search the best singer and the best dancer. It's sure, I'm going to win, I'm the best. When they will see my beauty, they will fall in love with me! Anyways, there is weird persons here... there is this girl in front of me, she's SO UGLY. God, she has no chance to win this contest. Whatever, I'll call you back. Bye.
Joannie: in her mind...
- I might not be a-good-looking-person, but I've respect for people around me!
SCENE 6
The auditions
Fergie (the lead singer of Black Eyed Peas):
Voice: Joannie
- Joannie Plourde, it's you turn to do it, let's go!!! Good luck to you!
SCENE 7
The auditions part 2, Joannie in front of the judges
When they (the judges) see Joannie they laugh...
Judge:
- Say you're name, where you're from and why you're here... ah ah.
Joannie:
- I'm Joannie Plourde from Kanawaki and I'm here to win this contest, no matters what you think about me. I'm here to prove that my appearance do not reflects my talents.
Judge:
- Ok....
They didn't expect this answer... they are surprise.
- Let's go, say the name of your song and you can start Joannie.
Joannie:
- I'm going to sing I dreamed a dream from Les misérables.
Joannie is doing her perfomance. (20-30 sec)
Judge:
-... No words... you're incredible!!! We'll call you back!
When she left, Sylvie (judge) talks to Yves (judge)
- We can't pick her, she can't pass on television...spectators will be afraid to see her!
SCENE 8
The auditions part 3, Claudia in front of the judge
Claudia:
- HI! My name is Claudia Lamarche, I know what you think... I'm pretty, I know. I'm from Montreal and I like to sing and dance but I like more shoes and purses sorry...
Judge:
- Ok... so let's go begging...
Claudia:
I'm going to sing Boom Boom Pow from the Black Eyed Peas.
Yah this is for you Fergie! (wink)
Claudia is doing her perfomance (20-30 sec)
Judge:
Thanks Claudia, we'll call you back!
When she left...
Judge: (Sylvie)
- This is my type of girl! She's good and pretty!
Judge: (Yves)
- Yes, she's good but not as Joannie...
SCENE 9
Claudia is talking to her friends about her day at the Bell Center
Claudia:
- Hey girls! I just did my performance... and I'm pretty sure I'm going to win it! You know, no body can refuse me. And hey Erika, do you remember the ugly girl I talked to you? She will be in the final round with me, it's weird... Anyways girls we can go to Les Îles Saint-Martin this summer, I'll pay for all of you! If I win, I get 500 000 dollars, it's a lot of money to spend!!!
SCENE 10
Joannie is talking about her performance to her dad
Joannie:
- DAD!!! The judges were impressed of my performance! They will call me back, I'm so happy!!!
The Dad:
- This is a good new girl, I'm proud of you!
SCENE 11
The final round, Claudia and Joannie talking on stage and the announcement
Claudia:
- So it's the final. You and me. I can't believe you are here next to me. I don't want to be mean but I think I'm going to win, I've the beauty and the talent. Sorry. (a bitch face)
Joannie:
- Fine, I don't care what you think. I'm waiting for the judges their decision not yours.
Claudia:
- Pff...
Judge:
- After all ours discussions, we've come to a decision, we think that she's the best and she deserve these big prices... so the winner is:
*pampamapam* JOANNIE PLOURDE! Bravo!
Joannie:
YEAH!!! Thank you so much... you make my year!!! I can't be more happier than now! WOW thanks!!!
Claudia:
Euh.. No! this is not true, there's a mistake! Is this a joke? Is there an hidden camera here?
Joannie:
Sorry Claudia but you LOOSE!
SCENE 12
5 years later, Joannie: a famous girl & Claudia: a girl with no life
Joannie: ( doing an interview for ET Canada)
- I just want to say a big thank to all of my fans who come to shows and by my Cds, thank you all! I love you so much!
The Man who interview Joannie:
- Thank you Joannie! You're so kind! We love you!
SCENE 13
Claudia, in her living room, watching Joannie's interview
Claudia:
- I wish I was her...
